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Transform with Tommy
A session with Tommy will change your life. Hate your job? I can show you how to get fired. Need to quit smoking? I will help you find an addiction better suited to your horoscope. Inadequate lover? I will help provide your wife with what she requires.
I have a long list of celebrity clients whose identities I cannot disclose (including Gary Busey, Nick Nolte, and Lindsay Lohan.)
Now is your turn to join their ranks.
Namaste.
Tommy Savitt’s metamorphosis into the Tommy Lama is a blessing to the human species and some trainable animals. His presence creates a vortex of laughter silencing the inner voice and humorously aligning the shakti to cruise smoothly along the nadis pathway. In other words, he’s one crazy funny F’n SOB and you will love enjoying his hilarious BS!
Les McCurdy - McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre & Humor Institute